Going to get the milk

What your dad says when he leaves the house. He's actually going to Las Vegas and his new supermodel wife is "showing him where the milk is."

Bye, I'm going to get the milk!

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i'm going to get the milk!

The thing Dad's say when they make a break for it. The last thing I heard from my dad.

Dad: Be right back, honey! I'm going to get the milk!
Mom: Just go, Have fun with HANNAH!
Dad: Wow! Thanks, I will!

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going to get milk

dad's never coming back

dad: "hey im going to get milk, be back soon"

6 years later: *still gone*

i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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Go get some milk

Something you usually hear from your dad before he leaves you and comes back after you’ve become a famous football player

*child is born*
Dad: Sees child
Dad: Alright hun, you stay here while I go get some milk from the store

Dad: Sprints out of hospital and flies out of state

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I’m going to get milk

Not returning home ever again

“Wife/ child I’m going to get milk” - then never comes back

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gotta go get milk

never coming back

ill be back gotta go get milk.

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