gold digger repellent

A cheap cologne such as Axe or Aqua Velva. It is used to keep the gold diggers away.

Man 1: Yo dude, I am here at this club but all the fine honies keep running away as I approach! I don't know what is wrong -I am wearing Aqua Velva for God's sake!

Man 2: Fa get her bro. She was just a gold digger. Your sharp smell warded her off.

Man 1: Thanks bro! This gold digger repellent sure does come in handy !!!!

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