Gold Moment

Something so mind bogglingly stupid, retarded or wrong that it short circuits your brain.

That was a Gold Moment right there.

black and gold moment

when you want to be with your partner instead of being where you are.

as sung by sam sparro

tom: later guys, i want to go home and see emma
lee:you having a black and gold moment?
or
james: i miss her so much, hate these black and gold moments...

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gold moment

when blake farted in class... oh that was gold.

there was a movie playing in class and .. bam! a doubble wammy fart

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lead-plated-gold moment

When you/someone mixes up the subject and the object of a sentence.

Me: Is it possible to lead plate gold?
Roommate: Yes... but why the fuck would you want to do that?
Me: Because... *facepalm*
Roommate: Yet another brilliant lead-plated-gold moment, brought to you by lack of sleep!