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Gold Tier Fuckboy

A fuckboy who has a micropenis. Not only that but he has a lot of talk for a kid with the smallest known schlong in the universe.

A big disappointment to the girls who they convince to sleep with them.

Harry: Hey, you know Nick is a gold tier fuckboy right?

Vanessa: What's that?

Harry: He'll tell you he can rock your world with the biggest dick you've ever seen but in reality, he can't because it's a micropenis.

by Assholething1 July 9, 2019