Golden Bubblebath

When someone accidentally or intentionally pisses the bed in the middle of the night while sharing the bed with someone else. They do not notify the other occupant and allow them to roll in and sleep in it throughout the night.

P1: Why is my bed wet?

P2: I dunno, where's JT?

P1: He left.
P2: That sonofabitch gave me a golden bubblebath.

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