golden coil of death

The horrible and huge yellow-tinted crap you always seem to have to take during excersize, usually a long way from the nearest toilet.

Wife: Where are your socks and your shirt?
Husband: In the middle of my hike I got a real gut buster. I dropped a huge golden coil of death in the forest and had to wipe my ass with my socks. And my shirt...

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