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a girl that everyone calls a breezy and she is hott as hell yet no one has ever gotten with her, therefore she is the ultimate catch.
No bro you say that but no one has ever hit that. she's just a golden goose
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A legendary historic figure from Lakeville Minnesota, who wore a Gold Track suit and often urinated his pants. Became famous for having a diarrhea explosion in the middle of a sixth grade classroom. There was such an abundance of poop that it flowed out of the bottom of his pants and formed a puddle on the floor. And he was a giant douche too!
Look guys, the Golden Goose just crapped his pants again!
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Elusive beast, can be differentiated from a standard goose by the size of the overhang on the belly.
Kuan Hau, left back extraodinaire
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An obscenely hot girl seen in a public place where it is situationally innappropriate to strike up a conversation with her
A man walks out of the men's room and sees an amazingly beautiful woman walking into the women's room.
Man: "Oh my God she's so gorgeous I wish I could talk to her."
A stranger walks up
Stranger: "Yeah what a Golden Goose."
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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A sexual act, performed by one female in the middle, surround by five males,
She has a penis in her vagina, her asshole, her mouth and one in each hand, and then proceeds to perform a flapping motion, like that of a goose in flight.
Both hands move up and down, her mouth moves up and down, and she thrusts forwards and backwards with her hips, performing a sex act on each penis.
'did you hear about (insert name here)'
'no what happened'
'The guys golden goosed her'
'SLUT'
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