a girl puts her tits in front of another vagina and you tit fuck one and fuck the other at the same time also while fingering the one that you are tit fucking while her nose is in your ass
vagina is fucked at the same time as tits called the golden horse
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When you sit on your partners back saddle-style while they are on all fours and pee on them.
Customer asks "hypothetically if I wanted to sit on my partners back and pee on them, will this flooring be ok with the overflow?"
Home Depot employee "you mean a golden horse? Yeah, this tile will work great."
After thoroughly beaten, the partner takes the other's cock and whacks it against a wooden cart until he sings for Gelderland.
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When you โfinish joustingโ and Heath Ledger walks in.
I'd be happy if she handled my cock like that decapitated golden horse