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A derivative of the Golden Retriever Boy / Golden Retriever Energy - a cute geeky significant other with very simple needs, easygoing and at times oblivious or gullible making it simple to maintain a happy and fulfilling relationship.
Outdoors-y personality but still somehow glued to housebound activities; can be dishevelled or unaware to their own outward appearance at times as they are often more concerned about other people.
Fiercely loyal and protective, but generally fun loving with a willingness to please; loves physical interaction even if its just a good head pat.
That guys so cute and all you need to do is give him some good food, a good place to sleep and someone to love and he's yours for life; real golden labrador energy
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When you are performing sexual activity with another in the form of doggy style and you pull out but instead of jizzing on her you piss on her.
“Hey, I did the golden Labrador last night with my girl and she did is back to me”