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When walking 2 or more dogs, when the dogs poop at the same time so you only need to bend down once and use 1 bag to clean it up.
Olive and Charlie gave me a gift of a golden poop this morning.
A really comforting poop after that you don't have to wipe much or even not at all.
A: "I just had a golden poop, my day is saved."
B: "Nice, I just had one yesterday."
The act of pooping while being paid, i.e. Pooping on the job.
I'm not gonna clock out just yet, I wanna take a golden poop.