golf fap

When someone masturbates inaudibly.

Bob was golf fapping while I was sleeping in his room.

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golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

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