Gonna Blow

When you eat too much that you can’t contain what’s inside your belly.

When your stomach explodes.

Boyfriend: “Wow, you ate so much. Look at the size of your stomach!”

Girlfriend: “Ooooh-*BURP* Babe, take me to the doctor, I think I’m gonna blow!”
Kaboom!

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I'm gonna blow your head off

the spookiest threat

robber:gimme your money
me:I'm gonna blow your head off
robber:*head explodes in fear*

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Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

"Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!" is what a guy shouts just before he squirts his creamy load.

Oh fuucck! I'm gonna blow!!!

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GONNA-BLOW

A word used whens someone or something is literally going to blow or figuratively going to blow.

GET OUT OF THE BATHROOM HE'S GONNA-BLOW.
Dude it feels like my head is gonna-blow