goo zone

that awful pouch of fat that circulates in your lower stomach right around your navel; developed after extensive snacking followed by minimal exercise; also comes with age and laziness; may be result of freshman fifteen

Child: (while laying on mom's stomach) "Mommy, your tummy is like a squishy pillow"
Mother: "No sweetie, that's just my goo zone"

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