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Gooberism

Any act which is purposefully commited to promote laughter or humour, but unfortunately, makes the speaker look as though they are intellectually equivalent to a door-knob.

Goober: "Jenny is such a wench, who would ever think that going bald is an attractive look for a girl?"
John replies: "Jenny has cancer you door-knob. She didn't shave her head because she thought it looked good. What did you say you majored in at unversity again, gooberisms?"

by PoulterGEIST November 11, 2010

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gooberment

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

by Phreeradical January 2, 2012

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Goober

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

by Drayden.mp4 March 14, 2021

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goober

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

by Chrissizzle November 16, 2021

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Goober

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober.
Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

by Goobcity January 18, 2015

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Goobered

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...

by Phil Miller October 9, 2006

30πŸ‘ 4πŸ‘Ž


Goober

Weirdo, dorky person

You are such a goober

by Aaharmon December 6, 2017

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