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To fall victim to an act of seemingly unjust and unfair circumstances. Often case the situation is out of the victim's control.
Brian: I ran to Bio Class in my boxers because I thought was late for the final. Turns out it was rescheduled for next week.
Sam: Damn, nigga, you got gooched on.
Gooch is another word for chad: the region between the balls and the arse-hole; can be an erogenous zone for some.
Girl: I was fingering that part between his balls and his arse and there was shit there.
Everyone listening remained silent but later laughed among themselves:
'Eww! He had a shitty chad.'
When you measure your dick, you don't start at the arse-hole and include the chad; you risk getting shit on your measuring tape.
Q: What on earth is a gooch?
A: You know, the chad, the part between balls and arse.
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Anatomically speaking, the "gooch" is the perinal body located between the anal triangle and urogenital triangle of the perineum. This region in the body consists of connective tissue that anchors the mid-line between the urogenital and anal triangles. It is also the midpoint of the following four anatomical landmarks: the pubic symphysis, the left and right ischial tuberosities, and the coccyx bone.
Upon performing sexual intercourse, Jack's penis slipped out and touched the "gooch," posterior to the vagina.
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The part between your Balls and/or Vagina and asshole
Shit my gooch is rather sweaty
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= guy’s cooch; derivative of woman’s cooch, but for a guy
My man’s gooch was red and rashy and I just had to say, ”no!”
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Once the bully on "Different Strokes" "Gooch!" was then used by dave chappelle in his "white people dancing" skit on his show. (mmmmmm that was the Gooch...) Now "Gooch" can be used to describe a really cool person, or can be used just to yell at peoople.
"The gooch is Hilarious!!!"
"GOOOOCH!!!!!!!!"
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According to the Beard Bros, the gooch is the area between two chompers in Super Mario World
Dude, you just gotta get through the gooch.
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