good quarterback

Something the Texans don't and never will have.

Example 1:

Broncos Fan: "Let's Go Manning"
Pats Fan: "Brady's better"
Texans Fan: "Cries"

Example 2:
"Can you spell Good Quarterback"
Texans Fan: uhhhh uhhhhh G-O-O-O-O-D Q-A-R-T-E-R-B-A-C-K-S