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A phrase used to convey to another person to stop wasting your time with stupid questions that neither party knows the answer to and find out on your own.
Bob: What is the meaning of life?
Tim: Google it bitch.
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A phrase used when a statement one has previously made comes into question. This phrase can only be used when one is absolutely sure that the previous statement is factual. The "bitch" in question is the subject of the statement under question, which does not necessarily have to be female or canine.
"Did you know Coca-Cola originally had cocaine in it?"
"No way, that's an urban legend."
"Bullshit, Google that bitch."
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When you have no idea on a certain subject or when you need to know a fact on something and a computer or mobile is in arms reach
"Dude, what is the name of that song about the annoying chick that parties all night"
"I dunno, Google that Bitch"
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What you become when a friend/family member/co-worker calls you from the road and they don't have internet access, and they want you to look something up for them.
Especially appropriate if what they need is unimportant.
Girl: "Hey, can you see if there are any 7-11's in Lodi, CA? We wanna get slurpies."
Guy: "What do I look like, your Google Bitch?!"
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1) Researcher of the lowest order; a person who uses google to accomplish most of their daily work, often a task performed for someone too busy, important or ignorant to run a google search themselves.
Synonyms: knowledge worker, journalist, fact checker
2) Low rent private detective
3) Back-handed complement of the same
1) Chief: Clarke, I need the phone number of a postal worker in Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, last name of McFeeley.
Clarke: I'm on it chief.
Lois: Clarke don't you ever want to be more than just a Google Bitch?
3) Professor: What's the name of that company in Los Angeles that does that thing with that enzyme?
Grad Student: Uhh . . . Riocatalytics.
Professor: Thanks Google Bitch!
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Google Bitches are people who are dependent on Google's ever growing branding and product popularity.
A Google Bitch tends to be affected by Googles changes, problems and glitches.
You're a Google Bitch when Google straight up owns you, man.
I stopped using MSN and I'm now using Google Talk, I guess I'm becoming a Google bitch, increasing my level of dependency on their branding.
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much like google corrects spelling or phrasing on the task-bar a google-bitch corrects your grammar or facts
April: Where'd you put that pencil at?
Michelle: Do you mean "Where'd you put that pencil?"?
April: Don't be a google-bitch
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