Google Light

The bright white light that emanates from google, used to light up the desk in front of you. Good for eating late night dinner in front of your computer.

Phil made a mess of the table after jacking off to some late night porn. If it wasn't for google light he would have never cleaned it up properly.

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Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.

I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???