to ejaculate, cream, splooge, or secrete semen from the male sex organ, AKA the penis.
When the young lad saw up the girls short skirt, he goojed his pants.
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The opposite of a chote. A dick that's really long, but has the girth of a pencil.
Gerald had a gooj. It as awesome, but it sucked.
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An involuntary act of spewing word vomit from the anus while not taking into consideration the unfortunate illegal act he is commiting.
Also a robust flatulent individual known for consuming mass quantities of used condoms up his rectum. He enjoys this act.
WOW. that guy really knows how to gooje. fuck that.
OMG HES GOOJING! LOOK AWAY! lolz
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Originally a contracted form of "gay Jew", it has now become more of a direct insult.
Also used as a term of endearment.
I can't believe Bob did that to Philip.
Yeah, he's such a gooj.
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When you hold an ice cream cone while tickling someone's asshole until they defecate onto the cone, and you eat it.
Dude, me and Sarah tried goojing for the first time last night! It was awesome!
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