goonstick

Slang for your dick, typically used by men aged 30-38 who partake in a self pleasuring act known as gooning.

Dominant Female: "Why don't you have your goonstick in your hands? Pull it out soy boy!"

Soy: "I am so sorry my goddess, I'll start gooning right now for you."

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goonstick

A goony boy who lives in the woods, as sticks do. This stick boy sports fake chains, baggy clothing, and an ego the size of an oak tree. Oh silly goonstick, you are no oak tree. Merely a stick on the ground. No bars. No bitches. No bark.

“Yo remember when you used to slum it with goonstick”