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Gordian is a real Nigga from da Hood. He aint got Drip and he also sucks bad toes in Videogames. He is a real son of a Bitch.
1) the female object of your enduring and persistent efforts who has never found it in her heart to part her knees for you. 2) a tease 3) the one that got away. 4) the one that never goes away, but will not put out for you today or any day.
Guy 1: I just made plans to grab drinks with Jessica from marketing. Guy 2: Don't bother, I've been trying to unravel that Gordian Twat for over a year. I keep telling myself she's a lesbian so that I don't have to kick her out of the spank bank.
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Gordian Knot. : you take a girl with long hair and tie it in knots around your lower back, she has to blow you until she unties it
My girlfriend was kinky as fuck and wanted to try the Gordian Knot! It took her 1 hour and 15 minutes to untie her hair