gordon bombay

1. The greatest pee wee hockey coach the world has ever seen, whether it was rain, sleet, snow, or Iceland, Bombay always prevailed.
2. A synonym for having complete control of an activity.

Ross: "Yo make sure you watch the bounce, I gotta go take a piss."
Zac: "Don't worry friend, I'm fresh to death. I got that shit on lock like Gordon Bombay."

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Gordon Bombay

Step 1: Take a hit from a marijuana source
Step 2: Snort Alcohol off of a Shot Glass
Step 3: Take a Shot
Step 4: Chug a Beer
Step 5: Blow out the smoke
Step 6: Enjoy the wild sex that is thrown upon you after you accomplish this miraculous feat

Me and Con Bro Chill got so fucked up after doing a Gordon Bombay last weekend

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Gordon Bombay

1. To masturbate while taking a dump.
2. A huge dump.

I need to take a Gordon Bombay. After that chick gave me a blumpkin I don't jack off no more I just take Gordon Bombays.

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Gordon Bombay

A techinque of masturbating while you take a massive shit

Popularized in the early 90's during the mighty ducks film series hence its name

Man Im horny and full, I gotta take a Gordon Bombay I'll be right back

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