gorilla poo

With adhesive properties similar to that of the commercially popular "gorilla glue", gorilla poo is fecal matter that remains stuck to the toilet bowl with striking resiliency after several flushes.

John's defacation became classified as a gorilla poo after several flushes failed to remove the matter from the bowl.

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scrambled gorilla poo

Diarrhoea.

Scrambled gorilla poo tastes like diarrhea.

fried gorilla poo

A fried chocolate brownie.

Fried gorilla poo tastes like a stale chocolate brownie.

boiled gorilla poo

Black pudding.

Boiled gorilla poo tastes like black pudding.