Got the Spreadsheet

A phase made popular through a fight between husband and wife where the husband detailed all of her rejections and responses to invitations for sex in a spreadsheet. Widely considered a relationship WMD. Related "sending him the spreadsheet", "making up the spreadsheet"

"Hey I heard Felicia and Joe broke up, what happened?"
"She got the spreadsheet man"
"Aww hell"
"Thats what I said"