Gourming

staring, obliviously into mid-air
not quite with it
aka. daydreaming

Biz:What are you thinking about
Chloe: Nothing im just gourming

Gourm

n. the act of helping a female friend to avoid unwanted attention by pretending to be their partner/interest. Of the same essence as cockblocking except with the intention of protecting aforementioned friend as opposed to simply ruining another guy's chances.

adj. Gourmet; of or pertaining to the act of gourming.

'Oh Chris, there's that creep again. Would you mind gourming me?' 'Sure babe, anything for you'.

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Gourm

Stupid, oblivious to the world. Not quite with it.

"hey that dude is so gourm"

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Gourming

The quest to satiate one's dietary needs by attending events that provide free food.

Note: The actual topic of the event is entirely inconsequential.

Mary managed to eat for weeks during grad school by gourming her way around campus.

"Mary, why are you going to talk on 'the evolution of emerging RNA viral infections of swine'"
"Lunch provided"
"You truly are the queen of gourming"