gouty

a disgusting or annoying person. Or both. Often used with the noun: Princess

X: Oi, see dat girl ova dare?

Y: Ye
X: She proper Gouty. Got a gouty fringe too.

Y: Propa Gouty Princess, alie.

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Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

Trey Gouty

The enormous, pulsating growth on the side of one's big toe. Likely gout, so it is given the name Trey Gouty.

Ed: what the fuck is that on your foot?

John: it's just Trey Gouty. Should be healed in a fortnight.