gov'nor

The Cockney ( East London )version of governor

"Freshen ya drink gov'nor?"

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Ello Gov'nor

Used as a greeting meant to precede imminent violence. The last thing you hear before being mown down by a haunted Taxi.

Mike:" I'm a little worried about all the former colleagues of my mine that have been turning up dead. They say tire tracks were found at the crime scene"

Jim:" I'm sure It's nothin' mate"

Evil Haunted Taxi: "'ELLO GOV'NOR!!!"

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Gov'nor Style

Jerking off with your non-dominant hand with reverse grip to feel like someone else ("the Gov'nor") is giving you a handy.

For when "numb hand" or "stranger" is unfeasible.

I got 5 minutes before class. No time for a stranger. Might as well go Gov'nor Style.