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The absolute barebones nutrition required by goyim to stay alive and continue working/wagecucking. Usually composed of overly processed food, soy filler, and artificial colors/sweeteners.
NPC 1: What's for lunch, friendo?
NPC 2: Goyslop! My favorite!
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Goyslop/Zogchow/Goyfeed refers to heavily processed foods meant to be consumed by the hardworking goyim so that they can maintain their productivity and give your friends (pharmaceutical companies) money in case they get sick from their goyslop heavy diet. Usually comprised of products derived from crops heavily subsidized by the government such as soy and corn which are then cooked in seed oils because they are cholesterol free and heart healthy.
Quentin: wowzie, look at this new beyond meat Big Mac by McDonald's™!
Chad: that's a literal goyslop
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Garbage fed to goyim-cattle to fuel them up for wagecucking. Not to be confused with Goyfeed, given to goyhogs and golem to fatten them up. Typically includes premium Goygredients formulated to lower the goyims rational thought, critical thinking, and maximize risk of diabetes.
Typical Goygredients may include but are not limited to:
High Fructose Cornsyrup, Canola Oil, Sunflower Oil, Cornsyrup, Corn starch. Soy protien isolate, cricket protien isolate, cricket concentrate, Titanium dioxide, car exhaust, nicotine, yellow 7, red 40, fructose, caramel color, corn meal, potassium sorbate, modified food starch, malic acid, soybean oil, yellow 5, blue 2, calcium, dextrose, soy flour, soy lecthithin, crisco oil, sodium acid pyrophosphate, xanthan gum, enriched flour, petroluem, zinc, lead, Thiamine Mononitrate, monocalcium phospate, ammonium bicarbonate, cane syrup, abestos, carrot protien isolate, cottonseed oil, palm oil, corn flour, ferrous sulfate, beta carotene, potassium chloride, chlorine, corn oil, enzyme modified butter, citric acid, riboflavin, folic acid, plastic derived oil, red 6, malt syrup, malt extract, sorbitol, trehalose, glutamate, glycerin, modified syrup, food starch, invert sugar, isoflavones, leucine.
Did you try the Cockroach Lab-Grown vegan powder? No that's Goyslop! BIGOT! ARREST HIM AT ONCE!
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Something made for mindless mass-consumption, to maximize profits for already-rich monopolies, and/or to enforce the status quo.
Of food: Over-processed, bland, cheap
Of media: Unsophisticated, mindless, enforcing politically correct groupthink
Other products: Disposable, overpriced, empty bling
"You will own nothing, and you will be happy. Live in the pod. Eat the bugs. Rent from BlackRock. Work in the Amazon® Wage Cage™. Drink your government provided Soylent™ and corn syrup."
This is the essence of goyslop.
"School lunches have extremely poor nutrition, serving filler-laden goyslop instead of real meals."
"The new iteration of this cartoon has lost all the charm of the original, degenerating into cheaply animated goyslop"
"Now instead of buying beautiful handmade wooden furniture that will last for generations, people just buy plywood goyslop from IKEA and throw it away when it breaks."
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Overly processed, unhealthy and artificial food (ie vegan meat) but the word can also be used metaphorically to refer to non edible things like "woke" tv shows, videogames, activities etc
-Yo bro did you see that Rings of Power show on Amazon?
-Hell nah man, that's just goyslop, nothing to do with Tolkien's work
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You will eat the bugs goy, they are the chosen ones and you are their cattle. You will own nothing and you will love it.
where ever you go, whatever you buy you will be directly or indirectly funding your own destruction, enjoy your goyslop.
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What your typical millennial consumes. Addictive dishes such as Disney's Star Wars and Amazon's The Boys. The entertainment equivalent of Taco Bell. May sound good, but continued consumption leaves you feeling disgusting.
Guy 1: That's a pretty glaring plot hole. Did the writers even watch their previous movie?
Guy 2: Bro, why is your brain on? Just like...turn it off and eat your goyslop. Oh shit, here comes Palpatine, WOOOOO!
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