grab the noose

A phrase used to tell someone to kill themselves. Mainly used after a person says or does something extremely retarded to substitute the original phrase "Kill yourself" .

Jimmy: Hey guys want to go play some minecraft?
Bob: No Jimmy, that game is for losers.

Billy: Yeh Jimmy, grab the noose.

See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noose

This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.

“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”