Grandma Handed

The act of shaking someone's hand with a very loose grip. Can also refer to picking up an object with a loose grip or reaching out both arms and running towards someone with arms outstretched, hands dangling in front.

John: Damn, Jack totally grandma handed that apple.

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Grandma Hands

The hands of a grandma, or one who schmooks.

Press harder! Use your grandma hands! Schmook it down!

————— Miss Kristine Iturrino

Grandma's Hands

Sexual act when you masturbate, cum, let it dry on your hand, then masturbate again.

Grandma's Hands: Jerking off into your hands then letting it dry and doing it again