granola hippie

People that go hiking, ice climbing, and other outdoor activities while wearing outdoor clothing labels such as Columbia and Bell while munching down on granola bars, trail mix and sipping hot beverages from coffee stands. They will only drive a Subaru and would rather carry pepper spray instead of a gun even though pepper spray is virtually useless in Alaska.

Those fricken granola hippies invade our town every summer.

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Granola Hippy

A city born hippy who actually values bathing and possess's skills such as "getting your shit together" but still follows a relatively hippy lifestyle. Granola hippies may even enjoy activities such as video games, riding in cars, and warming their genitalia with the space heater for the hell of it.

"John isn't a REAL hippy. He's a fuckin granola hippy. What a poser."

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Granola ass hippy

Rich, hot, hippy, who hugs trees. Did I mention hot. Idk what the granola is but whatevs has. He's hot

BUT HES A HOT FUCKIN GRANOLA ASS HIPPY

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