Granola whore

Typically a mix between a hippie and a slut; think of a girl you know who has slept with everyone in town and possibly in the state of (where ever you live)...and this girl probably at least pretends to fight for womens suffrage AKA rights her ancestors won YEARS ago, gay and lesbian rights, animal rights, starving children in Ethiopia, sober kids in India, is pro-life (I'd like to see what happens to her when she gets knocked up and has no clue who the father is), etc.

Does this girl dress like a modern day hippie? Does this girl think cheese is murder? Does this girl get herself involved with all of the shit out there that doesn't involve her? Does this girl rub her soy product vagina on so many dicks that her radioactive vagina is probably the cause of global warming?

Well my friend, then you indeed have a granola whore.

L&K: *walking around a college town* ew what's that smell?

GW's: WE WANT RIGHTS NOW! MAKE YOUR OWN DINNER! WE WANT RIGHTS!

L: it's those fucking granola whores!

K: didn't they win those rights like decades ago?

L: exactly.

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