grass eating

The lowest level of bribery, generally associated with breaking the law i.e. dirty cop/agent/attourney. This could be as simple as taking free food and coffee from local eateries and turning a blind eye to there less than stellar activities or keeping confiscated goods without raising any flags or perpatrating the offenders.
Referred to by this name because the parties invovled are not making significant exchanges of worth but more like grazing off the top.

Chubbs has been grass eating for years, it was only a matter of time before he got on Noreaga's take.

cop1: "You need to cut that grass eating shit out Pat, you are going to get the whole force in some shit."
cop2: "Relax, no one is going to miss one zipper when we turn in the two kilos..."

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Grass eating hippo

When a man, or woman, east out a woman's pussy and fingers her asshole at the same time, giving her double the pleasure.

I pulled a grass eating hippo on my GF the other day, she didn't know what the fuck to say but "Oh my fuckin' GOD".

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*Eats grass*

Having no opinion

B: Do you like the colour orange?
L: Ehhh
F: Best colour ever!
J: *eats grass*

eat grass

Going outside, away from the internet.

Same as "to touch grass".

Popular in certain politics communities on reddit and twitter, originated from "touching grass" being described as ableist and in a need of a replacement.

I'm ootl on X, what is up with it?
Way to humblebrag about eating grass chad

Didn't you know <something hard to understand>
Go eat grass, you definitely need it

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eating grass

eating grass is another word for "making out" soft of like asking for consent but less awkward, all you have to do is put a short piece of grass between your lips in hope that person b will grab it with their lips, resulting back and forth.

person A : wanna start eating grass?

person B : yeah alright

BAM they start making out

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Eating Grass

When someone has been bodied or tackled to the ground in a game of sport they are known as to be eating grass. There face is down on the ground and they begin to start munching on the grass in embarrassment

“Stop eating grass Dom, get up off the ground!”

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There's wiser eating grass

A reply to someone when they have done something foolish (i.e. there are wiser things than you, that eat grass).

Person 1: I jumped off the hotel balcony into the swimming pool.

Person 2: There's wiser eating grass.