grassy snowballs

An excessively hairy, untamed set of testicles that were submerged in fresh snowfall.

*May or may not be the precursor to a cold tea bag.

"Jerome, what are you doing out there naked, we're in the middle of a snow storm. I'm creating some grassy snowballs, go get the camera Barbara Anne!"

"We're in the middle of a heated moment, and he left me to go outside in the freezing cold snow event completely nude.....he comes back and tries to give me a cold tea bag with those grassy snowballs".