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Gravy Cleanse

The mid-western equivalent to a detox or juice cleanse used by middle aged, lactose intolerant women (generally from Appalachia or surrounding American mid-west) consume copious amounts of sausage gravy in hopes of ridding the body of excess fluid and toxins.

The last gravy cleanse had me shit off 10 pounds.

by Fitty Fishy July 5, 2022