greased pig

Similar to the term "he is like TEFLON" only without the sophistication. This person always seems to keep their job even though the provide no value. They are like a greased pig, just to fat and slippery to spend a lot of energy getting rid of them.

Management knew Steve was like a Greased Pig at the national sales meeting.

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Grease PIG

also know as a flop dick, some one of no importance. Or says things of no importance. A really dumb fuck.

Your fat Beth .... Fuck you Grease PIG

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greased pig on crack

mad,insane. A grade one window licker.

that bird who played lois lane is as mad as a greased pig on crack

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greasing the pig

when you lather a girl up with baby oil and ask her to run around and squeal like a pig. Successfully catching her will result in a prize (Possibly Baby Ruth or a leather belt). Not considered greasing the pig unless you eat bacon off her body.

Johnny and Sally wanted to do something for their anniversary, so they decided greasing the pig and baking cookies would be appropriate.

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grease ten pigs with that

An old saying meaning 'something of high price and uselessness' originating from the early 1800s in America.

It originated during contests where people would try to catch pigs. A town once had such a champion they sent ten pigs at him, it used up a majority of their grease spending a high amount of money.

Wow, there are so many essential oils, you could grease ten pigs with that!

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