great cat

The highest honor for a cat to receive
In order for a cat to receive this title, they must meet the following two criteria;
1. Takes a pet like no problem
2. Not afraid at all

Person 1:*holding cat*
person 2 while petting cat: It takes a pet like no problem!

Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: Right?
Person 1: yeah.
Person 2: Not afraid at all! That's a great cat right there.

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The Great Cat Hunt

The annual festival in which 10 cats are released around Britain on the 4th November. These cats are then hunted down and placed upon the triumphant hunters bonfires, these hunters are then knighted and will each choose 1 of the 10 cats for the next years Great Cat Hunt.

Hunter: I'm gonna get me some pussy

Hunters Wife: If this wasn't The Great Cat Hunt you'd be in big trouble mister

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