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Great Falls Montana, if you are native american or black this place is more shitter than North Korea or equal.
You do not choose to live in Great Falls, you are born in Great Falls.
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A town in northern Fairfax County between Sterling VA and McLean. Great Falls differs from most of Northern Virginia by having homes on very large yards and having no apartments or townhomes whatsoever. Because it offers a wealth of land and privacy in the middle of the D.C. metro area, homes and estates in Great Falls command very high prices. Within Great Falls is a park with waterfalls that take the lives of several kayakers a year and cliffs that injure dozens of freeclimbers and parkour enthusiasts.
Great Falls has no sidewalks, but many cyclists. There are also many exotic sports cars and fast, winding roads. Because of this, Great Falls has more cyclists hit by Ferraris than any other part of the country. Everyone in Great Falls knows who their neighbour is but has never met them, mostly because 12-foot gates are not very welcoming. There are only two roads to travel from Great Falls to Washington, D.C. This leads to failtastic traffic jams all day.
Man in Great Falls: - "I paid $11 million for a 20,000 SqFt. house with a multi-level deck, infinity pool, tiki bar, pool house for my emo son, basement movie theater, five car garage, horse barn, ballroom, and two-story master bedroom. "
"Five months later, Dick Cheney moves in across the street. FML"
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Girl 1: - "What's that sound?"
Girl 2: - "That would be my next-door neighbour Gilbert Arenas having another party"
Girl 1: - "He sure is noisy for a dude that lives a quarter-mile down the road!"
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Mom in Great Falls: - "John Kerry lives next door"
Visitor: - "Oh?" "How is he?"
Mom in Great Falls: - "I have no idea, I've never met him"
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Guy: - "Some Verizon exec just got hit by a Lambo while he was biking in the road"
Friend: - "What an idiot!" "You'd think they'd build a bike trail for all the idiots in the middle of the road"
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A very wealthy/rich part of Northern Virginia, very close to Washington D.C. (Fairfax County). Many of the people that work with the government or at the White House live in Great Falls. Because Great Falls is a nice, private little town full of trees, many of the houses are gated & privatley surrounded by trees.
The kids in Great Falls go to Langley Highschool, a school known to be full of rich kids according to other kids who go to different highschools in that area.
person 1: Look at all those nice looking cars passing us by, going through that road!
person 2: yeah theyre all going to there mansions, in Great Falls.
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Great Falls Virginia, home of the eighth wealthiest zip code in the United States. Yes, we have luxury cars and large homes. It's because we can afford it, but that doesn't mean we think we're better than everyone else. Everyone lives however their finances allow, and ours happen allow us to live lives of luxury. So please, stop hating on us. There are many sweet people who live here and the trees happen to add a lovely aura to our town. But yes, there are quite a bit of nouveau riche, but not nearly as flamboyant as those in Florida and California. And hey, it's among the best places to live in the DC metropolitan area, and certainly the best place to live in Virginia. Mclean is nice, as well.
Great Falls was a lovely place to grow up. Everyone is friendly, we just happen to belong to a higher socio economic class than most.
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Great Falls is the best place for any kid to be brought up at. It is safe and filled with nice and sweet people. True people there are rich, but are all well taught and respectabel.It is a small town, kids from there dominate schools in Mclean.
check out kids from cooper...perfect example...lol great falls is awsome!
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1. The single weirdest place to live on Earth, or at least in Fairfax County. 2. the place with the most trees on Earth. 3. A town full of nothing but nouveau-riche snobs and yuppies who constantly bitch about everything and ruin my life by making sure nothing cool EVER happens in Great Falls.
Person 1: I hate living in Great Falls
Person 2: As do I
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Also known as the elcetric city. An extremly non diverse town in Montana full of crappy rundown casinos. A place where big business is nonexistent but trout is abundant. Includes more than your daily recommended ammount of cool cowboys and small minded pricks.
If by great they meant shitty then Great Falls is the greatest.
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