Green Juice

The succulent juice that flows from the marvelous fruit that dangle from the lush layers of our green god, Shrek.

person 1: God I love green juice
Karen: me too! I drink mine with kale!
Person 1: what.

the .

fuck.

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Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake

A roast that is rarely used but is critical when used

Me to a fucktard that roasted me: What did you say you Obtuse, rubber goose, green moose, guava juice,Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake ass fucktard?

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