green movement

the process of your bowels eliminating undigested salad; vomiting or diarrhea

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the world trying to make itself a better place

(1) "Dude, are you finished in there or what?"
"Sorry, bro, I'm having a green movement!"
"Well spray some Glade in there! That's gross."

(2) During the green movement, our goal became to eliminate the use of water in toilets so that we'd have more clean water to drink and the fish wouldn't have to swim in our feces.

Green Movement Yuppie

Acronym for Young Urban Professional who is into the green movement. Group whose culture blends the hippie/counterculture values of the 60s and the materialistic values of the 80s. Usually found in Starbuck's, organic food stores, and generally are into outdoor exercise activities such as running, cycling, etc. Generally liberal in their political views. They tend to be self-confident and place an emphasis on personal appearance/status. They may also exhibit green “techie” tendencies, where they purchase/endorse “green” technology that complements their outdoor lifestyle (hybrids, energy efficient light bulbs, digital books, etc.).

"A Green Movement Yuppie just parked their tofu filled Lexus Hybrid at Starbucks."

"Look another Green Movement Yuppie eating Kashi bars on a $6000 bicycle"

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