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When you wipe your ass and you shit is unsuspectingly green
Dave: "Oi, Mate! I just had a fucking green wipe!"
Mate: "Fucking goody Dave!"
When a fat, heavy turd is released from your butt while sitting on the toilet and the sheer weight of the log coming in contact with the water causes the toilet water to project up and clean your corn hole. Very rarely will you need to finish the job with toilet paper when this occurs thus saving paper. It is a blessing on our planet.
Hey man how did that number two go, heard a large splash from the kitchen thought you may have fell in.
Nah bro, just executed the Going Green Butt Wipe.
Wow your so eco friendly, I love you.
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this is the art of wiping ones bum, while staying continuously aware about the environment. One will double use toilet paper by double folding and then reusing the paper at hand. One may also bypass the paper and go straight to the shower for the cleanse.
Dude, I did my part to stay green, I just green wiped. I'm like that little bear from the Charmin commercial, you know the one having trouble with the little pieces of paper stuck to his ass.
Hey you ran out of shit tickets, "naw i'm broke, just green wipe and quit bitchin"