noun; a state of miserable and agonizing itchiness and discomfort in the genital region
verb; to suffer from awful, awful chafing and pubic itchiness
BRO 1: Dude, I can't go out. I'm in a gronch like no other.
BRO 2: Aw, bummer man.
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To crush and/ or mangle something.
"I gronched my burger when I sat on it."
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1. To eat someone's food without permission.
History: Gronch is an onomatopoeia for the sound of eating a crunchy food.
Don't be gronchin' my almonds, foo!
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The gronch is a mythical creature that lives at the athletics carnival.
1. The gronch is so scary!
2. Watch out, the gronch is coming!
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The amount of force behind a shit. Goes good with the song "Under Pressure" by Queen
Dude my gronch is building. I need to be passing legislation
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when you watching the grinch and grope your friends.
Bend over shaan or im gonna gronch you
To bite on something so fucking hard that the entire table hears it.
Holy shit dude, that was a loud gronch