Getting a cow ready for a date.
"Honey? Get inside for supper."
"Sorry, I can't. I'm too busy groovin the moo"
"Ok, don't forget your gloves!"
"Why thank you. I'll refrain from doing any thing capricious on this most virtuous venture of the night. I'm nodda fukn slut bitch."
"Ok. So be it . I hope that moo rapes your corpse!
Have fun now."
"Thanks mum :) "
GTM is the best music festival for wreaking havoc by attracting thots from all around Australia. It'll make shithole Aussie cities even shittier by temporarily infesting them with these thot hordes from around the country, devastating their local populations.
Usually, it is not okay to feel sympathy towards Townsville (nor is it a possibility), but this case is a lucky exception.
Keen for GTM (Groovin' The Moo) 2019!
> BE GONE THOT