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the act of blacking out, not once, but twice in one single day of drinking.
Mason: Dude, I just woke up from that dayger. I blacked out heavy.
Jacko: Bro, you still have to come to Jessica's house, she's having that fat party tonight.
Mason: ah fuck, guess I'm pulling a Grover Cleveland today...
This act takes place within one evening ( perhaps a party in most cases) , and involves two guys and one girl. First guy #1 bags this trash-barrel whore, then guy #2 has his shot and then finally guy #1 comes back for one last go. Thus serving 2 non-consecutive terms!
"At a frat party"
Guy#2 "Mark" : Hey "Joe", you won't believe it, I just fucked that skank Judy 10 mins ago!
Guy#1 "Joe": Nice dude, I fucked her at the beginning of the party!
Guy#2 "Mark" : Wait, what?!? Goddamit! That's why she was so sloppy and loose, that fucking bitch!! UGH!!!
Guy#1 "Joe" : Eh fuck it, you pussy. I'm going back for round 2!
Guy#2 "Mark" : You're a regular motherfuckin' Grover Cleveland!
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(noun) the name given to one of those relationships that seemingly everyone must go through at least once in their lifetime in which the two parties break up and get back together a countless number of times. During those longer 'broken up' periods, they cannot bring themselves to have feelings for anyone else but can still hook up or "hook up" with others. Also referred to as a person's 'first love relationship.' Generally the relationship when one or both parties loses their virginity but not always.
Immature Girl: don't let me hook up with you because right now we're 'on again' in this Grover Cleveland i've got going back home.
Me: alright, but you shouldn't really be kissing me then, should you? and when you say 'i wanna lie down...butnotwith you' you should stick to your word, you immature girl.
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A sexual act that requires a top hat, monocle, and a frozen piece of meaty stool. To complete the sex act named for the 22nd/24th President, a man must consume copious amounts of Taco Bell to ensure a hearty poop. He must then freeze said poop and then invite a particularly uncouth women over to his lodge so he may"defile her rear quarters" (ROUGH ANAL) while beating her buttocks with the large frozen poo. When ejaculation is near, the man pulls out and says "Here's a nickel for the trolley" and inserts poop into the women's anal cavity.
Twas' a bully day when I gave a young floozie a Grover Cleveland after a day at the Polo Grounds!
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Briefly: Titty-fucking.
But the nuances are so much more. See example.
In full form:
"I can't believe I got a rockin' Grover Cleveland with a flaccid twee."
OR in abbreviated form:
"Grov 'er? I hardly know 'er!"
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The idea of a U.S. President serving two non-consecutive terms. Named after Grover Cleveland, the only U.S. President who served two non-consecutive terms.
“If Donald Trump loses the election to Joe Biden, he will run again in 2024.” - Steve Bannon
“You’re kidding. Trump will be in prison. He screwed us all.” - Nancy Pelosi
“He’s out there throwing a mantrum, and will be pissed off if he loses the election!” - Steve Bannon
“What a crybaby. Didn’t Grover Cleveland serve as President twice at one time in his life?” - Nancy Pelosi
“Yes, he did, Nancy. Now that you mention it, this idea of running for President for two non-consecutive terms will be known as the Grover Cleveland effect.” - Steve Bannon
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Unofficial holiday falling on or near the first of August celebrating the life and achievements of US President Grover Cleveland. Traditional celebrations include the drinking of beer (especially home-brewed), the playing of baseball and/or cornhole, and a potluck dinner.
Dang, Tim. Isn't it about time for Grover Cleveland Remembrance Day?
Why yes, Jeremy. We need to get brewing!