When you accidentally tell the truth about something.
John Gruber is grubering everybody by accidentally saying that Obamacare was intentionally written so that stupid voters couldn't understand it.
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John gave his neighbor a good grubering when he sold him a broken lawn mower.
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(Verb) To mislead the public into believing lies to achieve personal ideological laws pass.
The President really grubered us on that healthcare bill.
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When you have transcended time and space and become the perfect human being, filled with charm, wit, and swager.
Having reached the limits of goodness, Pubert realized he was gruberized.
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A sexual panther. A man who is well endowed, and knows how to use what he has. He gets the ladies. Other men envy him.
Did you see it? That dude is a total Gruber!
Man, that kid was playing the ladies like a total Gruber.
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When someone lies to you and gets away with it, especially if they brag about it to someone after. The act of being grubered is grubering when someone is in the act of trying to pull one over on you.
Greg was grubered by John when he bought his neighbors lawn mower, then found out how poorly the mower ran. Later, John was bragging to Nancy about how he had grubered Greg. When speaking to a friend about a transaction you think they were ripped off on. Aw man, you've been grubered!
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1. An act of malicious compliance that screws over your co workers
2. The act of contaminating community food with your fingers or a licked spoon
This job just got grubered
That pickle jar has been grubered
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