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guanoe

A small creature that lives under beds. They stand about a foot tall, have long pointed ears, and eyes that glow in the dark. They fight evil.

The guanoe ran out from underneath my bed towards the closet.

by geek717 May 19, 2009


Guano-a-guano

Guano-a-guano- is a Jersey originated term that means "bullshit to bullshit". Best examples are when politicians (or extreme left wing liberals) begin debating a subject and you just know it's all going to be "politics as usual" or "guano-a-guano" match. Derived from the Spanish term "Mano-a-mano" - originally used in bullfighting by matadors trying to gain the popularity from the crowd. And of course Guano is the excrement from seabirds, bats and seals...

Also the rhetoric that spews from the mouths of socialist, anti capitalist liberals.

In 2011 when the republicans gain control of the house of representatives, I cant wait for the Guano-a-guano debates and rhetoric that will come from the liberals. I can't wait for Barrack Hussein Obama and Speaker of the House, John Boehner start their first session in Congress about repealing Obamacare. It's going to be guano-a-guano at it's best!

by BobNJ November 12, 2010

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guano

bat shit

by Anonymous October 8, 2003

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Guano a Guano

A term steeped in the tradition of cringe-inducing humor, synonymous with painfully punny jokes and facepalm-worthy punchlines. "Guano a Guano" takes its inspiration from a pun on the Spanish phrase literally meaning "bat poop to bat poop," humorously interpreted as "bat to bat." This is a play on the English expression "mano a mano", meaning "hand to hand."

At the family reunion, Uncle Bob went full "guano a guano" with his barrage of cheesy jokes, much to the amusement (and discomfort) of his audience.

by Raul Terra June 8, 2023


Guano

literally meaning bat feces, it can be substituted for shit as a much cooler alternative

Holy guano! This place smells like guano!

by Tehpola June 28, 2004

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guano

To go completely bat shit; driven to the brink of insanity.

"Man, if I have to hear Babci's story about how she beat up that guy in the bar in '43 and they rolled out into the street in front of the bus I'm gonna go guano"

by shannonkg May 25, 2007

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guano

a substance composed chiefly of the excrement of seafowl and used as a fertilizer; aka bat sh!t

watch "ace ventura 2"

by snoopid September 14, 2004

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