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A way of greeting/ referring directly to someone you know. It simultaneously means 'friend' and 'idiot' at the same time.
"what are you doing my gund?"
"How are you my gund?"
"No, my gund"
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A nickname often given to the baddest motherfucker in your posse. You will usually find him in his lifted, piped out pickup truck chasing ugly women and shitty beer. This is a man you do not fuck with.
Gunde is the fucking shit, love that guy.
A hardworking, comitted, and loving person. He would do anything to make his loved ones feel loved and important. His eyes never lie, might not show his affection towards u but really cares about u n ur feelings is aggressive but soft hearted. If u have him u have the world. A smile that can lighten up ur day. A touch that u will try but never forget. He is a drug that won't kill u but give u a better reason to live. He'll love u for who u r and will care for u like a gaurdian angel 😇. Love him today n he'll treasure u forever.
Oohhh darling u don't know how much i miss u i am sorry for everything that I've messed up.... Please come back.. I love u.... Ur dumbo
Random girl: Hey gunde i love u....
Gunde: Umm m sorry but my heart's already been trapped by my love dumbo...
Random girl : oohhh i wished i had a man like u to love... So committed.
To distract someone momentarily to make a quirky or quick escape
My friend felt very uncomfortable talking to the intimidating man dressed in sunglasses and a black and white suit so I had to Josh Gund him by throwing a coin near him to distract him