gundling

1. a gigantic, monolithic, gargantuan shit
2. a tall, lanky female who displays features of a horse (and may also speak in a monotone)

1.(girl with high pitched voicewalks into porta john): JEESUSS CHRIIISSTTT!!!
(Eric): hahahha, dude I just left the biggest gundling in that porta john.
2.(student one): I hate my history teacher!
(student 2): who do you have?
(one): Miss Stack.
(two): Oh yeah, she's such an ugly gundling.

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gundling

a large poop or shit that is relatively short and fat in length and width

"AWWW!!!, why is there a gundling on the carpet!"

"damn, thts a gundling alright"

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gundle monkey

Pickle juice that smells like sour hair.

Dang your shampoo smells like a gundle monkey.

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Gundle

The general lower belly area, usually referring to an animal.

"Mischief just rolled over; I think she wants me to pet her gundle."

"I noticed a lump on the dog's gundle this morning, you might need to take him to the vet."

"Her gundle has no fur on it, all you can see is spotted skin."

"Look at the size of that bear's gundle!"

Gundle

Slang for GHB or GBL, a rave drug often used at gay circuit parties.

Derived from Bundle (cocaine) and Kundle (ketamine).

Do you want to Gundle at Basement tonight, queen?

Gundle

Slang for GHB / GBL.

Derived from Bundle / Kundle.

"Sorry about my friend, he's on the Gundle tonight"

"Girl I'm Gundled BOOTS right now, where's the trade?"