gunked up

to be in a state of total drunkiness unable to function without acting like a complete moron

Look at that gargy he is all gunked up.

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Gunk up me

ejaculate in my vagina.

cum in my pussy.

from the famous phrase once uttered by a Glaswegian prostitute to "one of my mates" (honest):

"Gonnae no gunk up me!?".

(translation) "Would you please be so kind as to not ejaculate in my vagina!?"

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Gunk it up with your skunk fingers

The act of ruining or soiling something that it is preferred would be kept in nice condition. Traditionally applies to brand new merchandise, cars, glossy or glass screened electronics, and other consumables.

"I opened the box for my brand new $300 universal remote to find that some asshole had already gunked it up with his skunk fingers and probably returned it."

"Oh shit, is that the new iPhone X*?? Can I see it???"

"No, you'll gunk it up with your skunk fingers!"

*Whatever the latest COOOLEST one is.