gunz'd

the act of finding oneself in a precarious situation due to utter stupidity.

Scott was gunz'd when he called 411 and asked for a cab to pick him up on the 2nd floor.

Fred's wife was gunz'd when scott ate french fries off of her plate.

Scott was gunz'd when he fell down a flight of stairs and had a dog gnawing at his leg on the bottom stair.